PETA, you F$#$ing idiots.

Where'd you get that suit ... the ... toilet store?

 

Fuck that. PETA, the ASPCA, the Humane Society and ALL the animal-protection agencies in the United States, should issue a preemptive statement they will never tolerate ANY sentencing agreeement for Vick which involves him making public appearances, working at shelters, etc etc etc: "This animal torturer and murderer should never be allowed to come in contact with a domesticated animal again in his life, and we will not tolerate or allow him to be involved in any way with our activities. He is a repulsive human being and we will not tolerate any association of him with our organizations, and we will utterly reject and actively defy any court ruling which attempts to arrange such an association. And as far as what we want out of Michael Vick, it is his God Damn Money. CASH. Lots and lots and lots of it. He won't need much of it in the slammer, it might as well go to us. Write us a check, Ookie. Thank you very much."

 

Anyway, back on topic...






LOUD NOISES!

 

Afternoon delight!

 

You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

 

Is PETA gonna make him do it doggie-style for the rest of his life so he'll think about what he's done?

 

Bow wow wow yippeo yippeay
Bow wow yippeo yippeay
woof

 

That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen here. The spittle makes it.

 

Oh, and to threadjack the threadjack...this quote made me chortle:

"We made it clear to him that this was something he needed to try to get something out of. We weren't interested in some kind of PR ploy."

Right. That's why PETA is talking about it.