Petrino - not riding solo (and fired at Louisville)

Petrino will take a year off and be the new head coach at the University of Kentucky when they fire Joker Phillips at the end of this upcoming season.

 

They need to call Dr Lou

 

And in his next job he is going to remember the "half your age plus seven" equation that keeps everything copacetic. At age 51 he shouldn't have been messing below 32.

 

I do love that they fired him for cause and don't have to pay him.

I wish that happened more often in college football.

 

I said this earlier, but as a Red Raider fan, it would please me immensely to see them get Tuberville........then telephone call No. 1 would to go to Monken at Okla. St.

 

Chef, who's the fat chick in your sig pic?

 

She's a 4.

 

Maybe, considering the outcome of each, HOPCSTP (Hotness Over Poorly Chosen Short Time Partner) would work better.

 

Or just Hd for 'Hotness Differential.'

An Hd in excess of 2.5 is trouble

 

Ann Coulter

 

Phone records made available. Perhaps with photos. Of a 6.

www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2012/4/11/2942005/bobby-petrino-phone-records-jessica-dorrell

 

Was just thinking there's an academic study to be had here to assess the long term success of relationships of people with extreme hotness differential vs. those with a similar hotness rating. The going in thesis being the greater the hotness differential, the shorter the relationship.

I may look into doing that study right after I assess the positive correlation between human horniness and the height of corn stalks.