Petrino - not riding solo (and fired at Louisville)

http://deadspin.com/5901394?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Apparently, Petrino sent 200 messages to a bikini model (good pics on Deadspin).

This story is just going to keep getting better and better.

 

She's a 4 ...

 

If we accept Dorrell is a 6, we have to put her at 7 at least.

 

I smell a Tiger-mania brewing. Only question is whether there will be a Perkins waitress involved.

 

The mascara brings it down a notch.

 

Yeah but just the same there is two big offsets to that.

 

Only if he met one while recruiting.

http://www.perkinsrestaurants.com/locations-results?state=ar

 

I've always thought this whole perception that all coaches do is eat, sleep and breathe football was a little crazy. I mean, yeah, they're invested. But let's not kid ourselves, they have lives, too.

Petrino is more proof positive of that.

 

Hmm. Maybe there are other reasons for being in the office at 3 a.m. beside watching film?

 

In that first shot, the folding chair has already contracted chlamydia.

 

Funny.

Looking at the photos, I can only think that Clinton is jealous already.