Petrino - not riding solo (and fired at Louisville)

You sound like Rush Limbaugh

 

She's a 4 ...

Fixed to add the blue font

 

How about Waffle House then?

 

Some of the people on this thread are mind-numbingly dense.

If this 25-year old that Petrino was messing with shows up at your doorstep wearing a school-girl skirt and a wife-beater tanktop, then what would you do?

Sorry sweetie.....you must want the house nextdoor?

 

Well, I'd tell her to try the next house, Chef. I do hope you're inhabiting that one.

 

what rubbish.

What if she had a large pepperoni pizza and a 12-pack of beer?

 

She remains a 6.

The new girl is a 6 with an upgraded upholstery package - like a Prius with leather seats.

 

Tell her thanks for the pizza and beer, ask her to babysit our daughter for an hour while the wife and I have a quiet dinner.

 

Who on this thread said, if he was looking to get some, he wouldn't hop into bed with a 6?

I think that's where the communication has lapsed: I would have sex with a 6. That doesn't change her grade. Of course, I said Dorrell was 7. I think the bikini model probably qualifies as an 8 if she lightens up the makeup.

 

You didn't say that first time.

 

She looks like she knows quite a bit about Big Sausage Pizza.

 

She's a Chevy Aveo with power windows.