Petrino - not riding solo (and fired at Louisville)

How many romps in the hay does a guy need to justify throwing his career away?

 

For a 6? A LOT

 

Well, if he waived his right to that $18 million buyout, that comes (hehe) to either $4.5 million each for four romps in the hay, $3.6 million each for five times or $3 million each for six. That's some expensive lovin'.

 

If he went to Columbia it would have been a hell of a lot cheaper and he could have scored a 10.

Also could have written trips off under ruse of scouting a Kicker.

 

He could have used that student in Oregon - she was so good the guy had a heart attack.

 

Bobby has lied about every single thing in his life, so I seriously doubt he was telling the truth about this. That many calls and texts suggests way more bumping and grinding than four or five times.

Oh, the mystifying power of SEC football. I wager if a red-faced beady-eyed prick like Bobby sticks around his home state of Montana for his coaching career, he doesn't get to bone many 6s.

 

You forgot to apply the theory that women always under-report sexual partners/encounters by half — whereas guys inflate the number by (at least) 100 percent. So it's probably more like 12 times.

 

I thought it was the rule of three?

Jessica Dorrell: The Vagina That Cost A Million Dollars (every time)

 

It's worse than just the $18 mil -- there's whatever Mrs. Petrino gets ($4 million purple diamond, divorce settlement, etc.).

 

Mrs. Petrino should write a note and leave without notice ... after telling him she'll stand by her.

 

Husband;

Out of my respect for you, I am letting you know, with a heavy heart, I resigned today as your wife. This decision was not easy but was made in the best interest of me. While my desire would have been to finish out what has been a difficult marriage for us all, circumstances did not allow me to do so. I appreciate your hard work and wish the best.

Sincerely,
Becky Petrino

 

Arkansas has supposedly hired John L. Smith to be the next head coach, but on an interim basis.

Lord, this takes another turn.