Petrino - not riding solo (and fired at Louisville)

Steak Snabler · Apr 6, 2012

Moderator1 said:

Did he apologize to her future husband? Did she?
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She hasn't commented publicly that I've seen, and the AD said as of last night he hadn't spoken with her yet. The anchor on the TV station that was airing the press conference said they contacted her, but she refused comment.

Here's the full text of Petrino's statement:

"The state police report today provides an accurate description of my accident, which includes details that had not publicly come to light prior to the report being issued. I regret that I have not publicly acknowledged a passenger on the vehicle. I have been in constant pain, medicated and the circumstances involving the wreck have come out in bits and pieces. That said I certainly had a concern about Jessica Dorrell's name being revealed. In my press conference, I referred to her simply as 'a lady'. My concern was to protect my family and a previous inappropriate relationship from becoming public. In hindsight, I showed a serious mistake in judgment when I chose not to be more specific about those details. Today, I've acknowledged this previous inappropriate relationship with my family and those within the athletic department administration.
I apologize to my wife, Becky, and our four children, Chancellor (David) Gearhart, Jeff Long, the Board of Trustees, University administration, my coaching staff, student-athletes and the entire state of Arkansas. I have been humbled by the outpouring of concern and get-well wishes. I apologize to the Razorback Nation for the attention my actions have brought to the University of Arkansas and our program. I will fully cooperate with the University throughout this process and my hope is to repair my relationships with my family, my Athletic Director, the Razorback Nation and remain the head coach of the Razorbacks."
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http://nwahomepage.com/fulltext?nxd_id=320872

Since the fiance is in "the entire state of Arkansas," I guess Petrino did technically apologize to him.

Moderator1 · Apr 6, 2012

I imagine the conversation with her intended was a smidge awkward.

"But, honey, think of the TICKETS!"

Moderator1 · Apr 6, 2012

Also, if this sleaze is indeed diddling, or has been diddling, the fiance of another member of the athletic staff, you can't keep him around. You just can't. Under no circumstances. That he's diddling a member of his staff (heh heh) is bad enough.

How can you look your people in the eye if you let him stay? "I don't care if he's doing your spouse or your future spouse. He's WINNING."

Nope. Has to go. Right damn now. What an incredible, worthless, no count piece of absolute shit.

Steak Snabler · Apr 6, 2012

How long before photos like this start to surface?

Chef2 · Apr 6, 2012

Steak Snabler said:

How long before photos like this start to surface?

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Castanza is even applauding.
Well done Bruce.

Captain_Kirk · Apr 6, 2012

Enjoying all this immensely.

Would really like to see him lose his job and be relegated to coaching some 1-AA outpost at best. But, I just don't see that happening.The 21-5 the past two years on the field will end up trumping boning the 25 year old off the field. The admin leave sets it up for that--let time go by and allow this to blow over.
Hope I'm wrong, but don't think I will be.

Think my best hope is that Mrs. Petrino leaves a laminated note on the kitchen table announcing she's leaving and informing the snake in the grass that any further inquiries should be submitted through her legal representation.

As for the spurned fiance, at least he found out about his Jezebel Dorrell now before getting married as opposed to perhaps years and even kids down the road.

Moderator1 · Apr 6, 2012

If she's already boning someone else, I doubt it would have made it years down the road. But otherwise, yeah, I agree.

Slime+slut = slimeslut

She may want to change her name, too. Think that resume may stand out?

"Hey, aren't you the one ***** "

Lugnuts · Apr 6, 2012

As an Atlanta Falcons fan, all I can think is: Piiiig Soooooooooooie.

Football_Bat · Apr 6, 2012

How delicious would it be if Tuberville replaced Petrino?

Mizzougrad96 · Apr 6, 2012

Imagine if this had happened after a bad season?

Spurrier is sitting in Columbia saying, "Well, should have paid her off like I did back at Duke."

Big Circus · Apr 6, 2012

Deadspin is referring to this as the "Ozark Chappaquiddick," which makes me giggle.

Moderator1 · Apr 6, 2012

That's pretty good

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