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Petrino - not riding solo (and fired at Louisville)

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Moderator1, Apr 5, 2012.

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  1. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Coach, in order of importance, are you more focused on getting the bike fixed, or getting a new girlfriend, and hiring her into the program?
     
    YankeeFan, Apr 6, 2012
    #253
  2. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    How old are his daughters?
     
    YankeeFan, Apr 6, 2012
    #254
  3. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    I hope he gets fired for two reasons.

    1. He's a lying douchebag who deserves to be fired.
    2. I love when big programs have to make coaching hires well after the typical time when coaching hires are made. It would be highly entertaining to hear coaches pretend to have no interest in leaving their current gigs while scrambling to have the chance to coach a Heisman favorite and a team that is expected to be a top 10 team next year.

    I just don't see it happening, but I hope I'm wrong.
     
    Mizzougrad96, Apr 6, 2012
    #255
  4. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Early 20s. The younger one plays golf and softball at Louisville.

    http://www.uoflsports.com/sports/w-softbl/mtt/petrino_katie00.html
     
    Steak Snabler, Apr 6, 2012
    #256
  5. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    "Coach, when you were hiring for the position last spring, were there open tryouts?"
     
    dixiehack, Apr 6, 2012
    #257
  6. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    "Good afternoon Coach Petrino, Billy Ray Pigfucker from the Ash Flat Gazette. I would like to apologize on behalf of the media for the non-football questions. I would also like to commend you on the last two seasons, and I know this season will be great as well. Pig Soieee!!!! Coach, can you talk about your schedule?"
     
    Mizzougrad96, Apr 6, 2012
    #258
  7. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Sister Kelsey graduated in 2009. Would make her roughly the same age as **** Jessica Dorrell.

    Not to get all shrinky here, you think maybe Ms. Dorrell has daddy issues? Before her wedding page blew up, one of the posts was from "Daddy and Pam." I'm guessing Pam is Daddy's current girl/wife and not Jessica's mom?

    OK, putting away my shingle for now.

    "Coach, didn't Tiger Woods teach you anything?"

    Shit, that's three. My bad. I'll stop now.
     
    Moderator1, Apr 6, 2012
    #259
  8. rmanfredi

    rmanfredi Active Member

    "Coach, talk about the holes in your staff that you filled in the offseason..."
     
    rmanfredi, Apr 6, 2012
    #260
  9. YGBFKM

    YGBFKM Guest

    "Coach, have you reached out to any of your former Atlanta Falcons football players for help in this time of need?"

    EDIT: Mizzou, the sad thing is there's no shortage of Billy Ray Pigfuckers at papers throughout the state.
     
    YGBFKM, Apr 6, 2012
    #261
  10. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

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    Double Down, Apr 6, 2012
    #262
  11. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Billy Ray Pigfucker is the Jim Murray of rural Arkansas ...
     
    Steak Snabler, Apr 6, 2012
    #263
  12. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    You know, sometimes people get infatuated with each other and do stupid shit without weighing consequences. Not right and not pretty, but it happens.
     
    dixiehack, Apr 6, 2012
    #264
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