Petrino - not riding solo (and fired at Louisville)

Point of Order · Apr 6, 2012

I keep thinking there should be more good joke fodder about this whole situation.

Boom_70 · Apr 6, 2012

Dam Freq -google earth, disposable cell phones. You really thought this out.
You must have been worn out by the time that you got to your rendezvous.

Armchair_QB · Apr 6, 2012

When you are an offensive genius, you get a job in the NFL. When you get a job in the NFL, you lose games. When you lose games, you take a job at Arkansas. When you live in Arkansas, you get bored. When you get bored, you go looking for strange. When you go looking for strange, you find strange. When you find strange, you take it for a ride on your motorcycle. When you take strange for a ride on your motorcycle, she reaches around and grabs your junk. When she grabs your junk, you wreck your motorcycle. When you wreck your motorcycle, you end up at a press conference in a neck brace. Don't end up at a press conference in a neck brace...switch from cable and upgrade to DirecTV.
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Moderator1 · Apr 6, 2012

Or maybe all is well and he just wanted to drill a hottie?

Some guys have it all and want more or are just sleaze balls. Be careful overthinking it.

Point of Order · Apr 6, 2012

Seriously. It's not like he has a stellar record of commitment otherwise.

Armchair_QB · Apr 6, 2012

Moderator1 said:

Or maybe all is well and he just wanted to drill a hottie?

Some guys have it all and want more or are just sleaze balls. Be careful overthinking it.
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Oh I'm in the "he was putting the wood to her" camp. But it's entirely possible that didn't happen that night.

Boom_70 · Apr 6, 2012

Moderator1 said:

Or maybe all is well and he just wanted to drill a hottie?

Some guys have it all and want more or are just sleaze balls. Be careful overthinking it.
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Petrino should have just ordered FIOS

slappy4428 · Apr 6, 2012

Boom_70 said:

Moderator1 said:

Or maybe all is well and he just wanted to drill a hottie?

Some guys have it all and want more or are just sleaze balls. Be careful overthinking it.
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Petrino should have just ordered FIOS
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**ducksnort**

Boom_70 · Apr 6, 2012

freqposter said:

Boom_70 said:

Dam Freq -google earth, disposable cell phones. You really thought this out.
You must have been worn out by the time that you got to your rendezvous.
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Plus going to the public library to check disposable email (never on a home computer) and putting the cell web browser on a different app than the one that came with the phone.

Google Earth was ideal for it -- you could see terrain, little hideaways off major roads that still allow easy access in case you get away. Some ground rules: no fragrance, no biting of the skin (for marks), never move your wallet out of your vehicle and only carry cash - leave your credit cards in the wheel well of your spare tire. Also, double-check your tires for air and keep coolant in the trunk (hot summer days, idling cars overheat -- that's a toughie to explain if you're 40 miles from home and supposed to be at the office).

I wonder if Petrino was going through the same void I did. He's successful on nearly every level that matters to a guy (in other words, financially and professionally) yet he is probably a very empty man at home.
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I don't understand the need to hide your credit cards. Did you not trust your paramours?

Thomas Goldkamp · Apr 6, 2012

Boom_70 said:

freqposter said:

Boom_70 said:

Dam Freq -google earth, disposable cell phones. You really thought this out.
You must have been worn out by the time that you got to your rendezvous.
Click to expand...

Plus going to the public library to check disposable email (never on a home computer) and putting the cell web browser on a different app than the one that came with the phone.

Google Earth was ideal for it -- you could see terrain, little hideaways off major roads that still allow easy access in case you get away. Some ground rules: no fragrance, no biting of the skin (for marks), never move your wallet out of your vehicle and only carry cash - leave your credit cards in the wheel well of your spare tire. Also, double-check your tires for air and keep coolant in the trunk (hot summer days, idling cars overheat -- that's a toughie to explain if you're 40 miles from home and supposed to be at the office).

I wonder if Petrino was going through the same void I did. He's successful on nearly every level that matters to a guy (in other words, financially and professionally) yet he is probably a very empty man at home.
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I don't understand the need to hide your credit cards. Did you not trust your paramours?
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Accidentally charging things you can't explain away would be my guess. Just one more way you could slip up.

Point of Order · Apr 6, 2012

Make it stop. Please.

dooley_womack1 · Apr 6, 2012

POO, why would you not want to know how the mind of a Black Ops soldier works?

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