Petrino - not riding solo (and fired at Louisville)

And if it is true, I hope his wife is pulling weekly gangbangs with random hobos she picks up off the street. Karma is funny like that, and he has a ahitload of bad karma coming his way.

 

I think it would be extremely tough to replace a guy like Petrino at Arkansas. I think he's probably on his way out due to the circumstances, but SEC fans are fickle enough to get very upset at the administration over the ousting, and that may even impact who the Hogs go after.

Tough to come after a guy who is (mostly) loved by an SEC fanbase and has really elevated the play compared to the past few decades.

I mean, the comment about playing defense in the SEC rings true, but he's still managed to finish in the Top 10 with a poor defense. As long as the offense stays strong, eventually you'll end up with a working combination of players on defense.

Arkansas isn't one of the SEC schools with a particularly short leash, so it's safe to assume Petrino would have high-level success before he bombed out there. If that even happens.

 

Who the fuck cares about Bobby Petrino?

I just want to know how to pick up hot 30-somethiings in the kids' section at Barnes & Noble. Get with it, n00b.

 

Pretend you're David Caruso from Jade.

 

If you haven't already stowed your wallet, put a brown fleece blanket in the trunk and told her she's intelligent what the **** is wrong with you?

Err, wait...

 

Good point.

 

No joke. While freq is plotting and planning one of his SEAL Team Six raids sexcapades, she's probably banging the landscaping guy in his bed without any precautions. You would think he's transporting nukes the way he talks. Truth is many many many people cheat on their spouses and it ain't that damned complicated a thing.

 

What about his story do you not buy?

I know more than a few people with very similar escapades.

 

He lost me when the random woman that he met at a BN one afternoon later played a role at a random business convention speech he gave.

 

I buy the story. Shit, people spend that much time and effort playing Words with Friends, arguing over red/blue on SportsJournalists.com, playing fantasy football, or any number of things. Why not spend your leisure time procuring random tail?

 

Yeah, I'm hip. That's such a cliche by now

 

Yes, nobody is quite as up to speed on dating and chasing tail as middle aged married men. Freq's experience is not all that unique.