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Petrino - not riding solo (and fired at Louisville)

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Moderator1, Apr 5, 2012.

  1. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Short would mean it would have to grow. I got none. Mr. Clean. Stone Old. Yul Brenner. Egghead.
     
  2. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    The right shoes, Moddy, and nobody will notice.
     
  3. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Mr Clean is perfect. You should add an earring. Some great marketing papers written about Mr Clean and how his creation was really a form of subliminal seduction created by the "mad men" of Madison Avenue. The idea
    was for Mr Clean to meet the sexual fantasies of the little lady at home watching commercials during the soaps as they ironed their husbands shirts.
     
  4. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Grow it really long and color it purple so that's what everyone notices.
     
  5. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    I'm not looking to emulate freq's entire playbook.

    But, a lot of his advice/techniques works. And, you can use the "powers" for good, and not evil. They work on single women as well.
     
  6. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    You are, as far as I know, single. So what you do isn't sleazy. You can do what you want. When you say I do, the other shit is supposed to stop.
     
  7. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Some of Freq's advise is certainly better and would prove more successful than Jone's "you suck in bed" approach.

    I do have to wonder about Freq taking cancer patients to pesticide laden corn fields though.
     
  8. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Well, in a relationship now.

    And, while enjoying freq's tales in "spy novel" sort of way, I'm not applauding his behavior.

    I just think a lot of guys think they can't approach a pretty woman, or that some woman are "over their heads". I'm living proof this isn't true.
     
  9. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Really the best way to keep yourself on the right path is to
    always ask yourself WWBND? You will always make the right decision.
     
  10. jr/shotglass

    jr/shotglass Well-Known Member

    What would former Cleveland Browns QB Bill Nelsen do? ;)
     
  11. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    If you lived in Chicago you could get a toupee. They still seem to be in vogue. Maybe Bobby Hull made them popular. It seems to be an ex Chicago athlete thing.
     
  12. doctorquant

    doctorquant Well-Known Member

    I'm heading to Talladega for the races in a few weeks and wondering if I could put some of the advice here to good use. 'Cause you know what they say ... what happens in Talladega stays in Talladega.
     
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