Petrino - not riding solo (and fired at Louisville)

The central question to success at Talladega using the "Freq Technique" is if any intelligent women attend.

 

Apparently all you need is a pre-paid Visa and a convenient cornfield.

 

The ladies of Talladega await your call:

 

Hey pal, don't laugh. They need love too.

 

Not my quote but perfect for this turn in the conversation (I got it from www.degabus.com (NSFW by the way)). "Turn around, angel baby, momma's gonna show her titties."

 

That's just wrong. LOL
But seriously, unless there was a morals clause in his deal, I can't see him not coaching the Hogs.
The publicity behind this will vanish as soon as he wins a couple of games.
His wife might be looking for a lawyer, though.

 

Well, there's the not-so-small matter of him (potentially) diddling an employee. Or, alternatively, hiring someone just because you're diddling her.

 

The guy hired her to facilitate their affair. This way, their private meetings, late nights, etc. would have an appearance of legitimacy.

Even the over-the-top press release was designed to make her job look more important that it was.

 

Using freq's methods, Talladega becomes a Mensa convention and Harvard class reunion all rolled into one.

 

Bottom line is that Petrino didn't do a good job of handling his private life. I'm sorry someof you guys are in loveless relationships. I've been there and know the feeling. Sometimes, you have fold up tent and walk. It will hurt, but you will have peace.

 

What kind of tent are we talking about here?

 

Waiting for deadspin story: 'Petrino Mess Leads to Massive SportsJournalist Divorce Epidemic!'