Petrino - not riding solo (and fired at Louisville)

Yeah, but if she's not strapped to the hood ...

 

This. The last thing I want is a woman who's simply a sex object. Call me crazy, but I want something significantly more fulfilling.

 

Call now, and we'll throw in "The Guide For The Married Man!" Adultery's never been funnier than Robert Morse and Walter Matthau cheating on Inger Stevens and Claire Kelly!

 

Yeah, but act now, because we can't offer this all day!

 

I just asked a woman at Albertson's when's her baby due...judging by the mean look, she was just fat.

 

You were already disgusting before this, but this puts it over the top.

"Put out, even if you don't feel like it." - Yep, I can't see any reason why your wife might have issues with you.

 

"If I were your wife, I'd poison your coffee."

"If you were my wife ..."

;D

 

This is another example of the great gift Clinton gave to America. Women past the age of say 35 grew up in the days when oral was a dirty thing not to be talked about and certainly not to be celebrated. Eavesdrop on Bunco Night anywhere and you'll hear the cold steely voice of condemnation toward anyone who does it. For the younger generation it's just an easy way to get your man off your case and get some sleep.

I expect the divorce rate to decline significantly as more married women are comfortable with this alternative.

 

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

 

True that.

 

Why would you charge $14.95 for a one-page pamphlet?

"Of course, women don't want to hear this because it isn't empowering and doesn't involve feelings and love languages."

Go blow a fully-erect elephant.

 

You really think oral sex only came into vogue during or after the Clinton Administration?