Petrino - not riding solo (and fired at Louisville)

jr/shotglass · Apr 9, 2012

Care Bear said:

Why would you charge $14.95 for a one-page pamphlet?
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Well, you can't.

But for a short time, $14.95 will get you his new DVD ... and for the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in 22 surefire pick-up lines ... FOR FREE!

LongTimeListener · Apr 9, 2012

Azrael said:

LongTimeListener said:

freqposter said:

If you had lots of sex before your wedding, you can't let that wane more than a few notches. That's "bait and switch".

Put out, even if you don't feel like it. Within reason, of course.

That's it.
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This is another example of the great gift Clinton gave to America. Women past the age of say 35 grew up in the days when oral was a dirty thing not to be talked about and certainly not to be celebrated. Eavesdrop on Bunco Night anywhere and you'll hear the cold steely voice of condemnation toward anyone who does it. For the younger generation it's just an easy way to get your man off your case and get some sleep.

I expect the divorce rate to decline significantly as more married women are comfortable with this alternative.
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You really think oral sex only came into vogue during or after the Clinton Administration?
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Yes. Bill and Monica invented it.

Boom_70 · Apr 9, 2012

Azrael said:

LongTimeListener said:

freqposter said:

If you had lots of sex before your wedding, you can't let that wane more than a few notches. That's "bait and switch".

Put out, even if you don't feel like it. Within reason, of course.

That's it.
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This is another example of the great gift Clinton gave to America. Women past the age of say 35 grew up in the days when oral was a dirty thing not to be talked about and certainly not to be celebrated. Eavesdrop on Bunco Night anywhere and you'll hear the cold steely voice of condemnation toward anyone who does it. For the younger generation it's just an easy way to get your man off your case and get some sleep.

I expect the divorce rate to decline significantly as more married women are comfortable with this alternative.
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You really think oral sex only came into vogue during or after the Clinton Administration?
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Az I think people are on to your socratic method skills.

Azrael · Apr 9, 2012

Well, that one was rhetorical, not dialectical.

dreunc1542 · Apr 9, 2012

Sophist.

Armchair_QB · Apr 9, 2012

http://skreened.com/collegerivalshop/bobby-petrino-motorcycle-club

Azrael · Apr 9, 2012

dreunc1542 said:

Sophist.
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I think of myself more as a jolly atomic materialist, like Democritus of Thrace.

Inky_Wretch · Apr 9, 2012

freqposter said:

Of the hundreds of books on the shelves about saving your marriage, the following is the easiest way for wives to "affair proof their marriage":

If you had lots of sex before your wedding, you can't let that wane more than a few notches. That's "bait and switch".

Put out, even if you don't feel like it. Within reason, of course.

That's it.

Of course, women don't want to hear this because it isn't empowering and doesn't involve feelings and love languages. I can't sell this in a one page pamphlet for $14.95 but, for men, that's all a wife really has to do.
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You didn't change after marriage? You kept wooing and romancing just like you did before the vows? Or did you bait and switch too?

dreunc1542 · Apr 9, 2012

Azrael said:

dreunc1542 said:

Sophist.
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I think of myself more as a jolly atomic materialist, like Democritus of Thrace.
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Does that make freq a modern-day Epicurus, indulging in modern-day hedonism?

Either way, this is probably about as far as I'm capable of taking this.

Lugnuts · Apr 9, 2012

Care Bear said:

"Of course, women don't want to hear this because it isn't empowering and doesn't involve feelings and love languages."

Go blow a fully-erect elephant.
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He's a real prize, isn't he? For all his 007 crap, I imagine his wife knows what's going on... and just doesn't give a shit.

Drip · Apr 9, 2012

dooley_womack1 said:

I told a woman she was a man. She said I was correct
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FIXED

LongTimeListener · Apr 9, 2012

Inky_Wretch said:

freqposter said:

Of the hundreds of books on the shelves about saving your marriage, the following is the easiest way for wives to "affair proof their marriage":

If you had lots of sex before your wedding, you can't let that wane more than a few notches. That's "bait and switch".

Put out, even if you don't feel like it. Within reason, of course.

That's it.

Of course, women don't want to hear this because it isn't empowering and doesn't involve feelings and love languages. I can't sell this in a one page pamphlet for $14.95 but, for men, that's all a wife really has to do.
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You didn't change after marriage? You kept wooing and romancing just like you did before the vows? Or did you bait and switch too?
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He left her a pre-paid Visa card under the floormat with instructions to meet him in the third stall of the Victoria's Secret changing room. Is it his fault if she didn't look for that sign?

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