Petrino - not riding solo (and fired at Louisville)

The next line in this epistle is also pretty important ... "Husbands, love your wives, ..."

 

Except Freq's kept his fighting weight. Wouldn't it be something if Freq and Jones' wife shop at the same mall?

 

"Your husband calls it the 'Terror Clamp'? Oh honey, he just doesn't get it. For me, it's the 'Vice Grip of Love.' Now be a dear and check me for ticks - I have to get back to the office in 15 minutes and don't have time to shower."

Note: I am not suggesting that Jones' wife ever or would ever...

 

"Dammit, flea and tick collar! How could my meticulous plot have neglected that??!!

 

His cancer patients probably made him take the collar off.

 

I wonder if Freq ever called the pretty women pretty or the smart girls smart before. Does that spoil the moment?

 

I don't know (btw I am not Catholic). "If you want to maximize your chances of a happy marriage don't fuck around on your spouse" is pretty good advice in my book. Doesn't much matter who's doing the talking.

 

In an attempt to bring this thread back to Petrino and SEC football, I present this tweet from Spencer Hall (@edsbs):

In same situation, different school: TN fires Petrino, FL keeps him, Bama fires AD, and LSU loses him when he is elected Gov. of LA.

 

Florida would have had it all covered up. The police report in Gainesville would have stated that the coach swerved to avoid hitting a puppy and crashed. The first press release would note that the coach was being honored for his heroic act.

 

I wonder if Freq has a billboard for his business.

 

And then Jeremy Foley would have called you at home at 7 a.m. to call you a cocksucker for digging around for the real story.

 

NO OUTING!