Petrino - not riding solo (and fired at Louisville)

dooley, you're my ambassador of quandary, man.

 

I guess conundrum would be acceptable, too.

 

I have this picture in my mind of freq picking up women at the B&N using George Michael's I Want Your Sex verbatim.

There's his prey!



(After complimenting her on how beautiful her dark hair reflected and contrasted the light coming off the Bed, Bath & Beyond sign, he senses that he's got his in ...)

"It's natural ...
It's chemical (whisper: let's do it) ...
It's logical ...
Habitual (whisper: can we do it?) ...
It's sensual ...
But most of all ...

Sex is something we should do ...
Sex is something for me and you ...

Sex is natural - sex is good ...
Not everybody does it ...
But everybody should ...
Sex is natural - sex is fun ...
Sex is best when it's ... (deep voice) ... one on one

(Huh! Sex!)
I'm not your father ...
(Huh! Sex!)
I'm not your brother ...
(Huh! Sex!)
Talk to your sister ...
(Huh! Sex!)
I am a LOVERRRRRR! Woooooooo!
(Huh! Sex!)

C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c'mon.

Zero percent of the time, it works every time!

 

And Arkansans wonders why the rest of the country mocks them...

 

He damn well knows how to define it.

 

Cool. I figured you'd take it that way, since you would remember the earlier conversation. But, I did want to make sure you know/knew I wasn't trying to jump on you. (Could probably have chosen a better phrase there.)

 

Bubbler: that was beautiful.

 

And that pic is exactly what I'd imagine being freq's target quarry.

 

FAIL! That deer is alive!

 

I'm willing to look past the fail of the deer being alive because that's 90 kinds of awesome.

I just spit out my daughter's birthday cake.