Petrino - not riding solo (and fired at Louisville)

Zeno of Elea and his bawd often sated themselves among the stacks and scrolls of the libraries at Pergamon in Mysia. "Take it outside," said a learned Pergamene, "before I call a cop."

 

"You have the cutest laugh lines."

 

Lugnuts is one of my personal all-stars of posters.

 

Without a doubt.

 

So what are you implying here, frequently Versatile?

This isn't the Barnes and Noble message board, perv!!

 

Seriously, any woman who gets turned on by that deserves to be fucked in a cornfield.

 

21! For shame!!

Some have, you know!

 

So what if the woman looked like Kate Upton (fat, obviously) and you found her reading a book on Macroeconomics? Which approach do you take?

 

"Wow, you are skinny." Duh!

 

Damn. How can anyone resist this pussy magnet?

 

"Yes, my girlfriend did. And she'll kick your ass."

 

Now I want Lugnuts to do a story.