Petrino - not riding solo (and fired at Louisville)

Wow, with your physique I figured you more for Kathy Smith than Adam Smith /obscurish 80's reference/

 

Freq: "I want to have a car that attract a woman with shave down below."
Car Dealership Owner: "Well that would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer."
Freq: "A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a pussy magnet."
Car Dealership Owner: "He means a car that women like."
Freq: "Yes, but where do you keep this magnet?"
Car Dealership Owner: "No. There's no magnet, he just means the vehicle. Women love the Hummers."
Freq: "Do this have a pussy magnet?"
Car Dealership Owner: "No. The vehicle itself would be a magnet."
Freq: "If I give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet?"
Car Dealership Owner: "Yeah, but there's no--there's no such thing in this country as a, as a magnet."

 

That's Ragu's dream girl. He would write her a 47 paragraph opus on the supply and demand of MILF's.

 

Ha! ;D

 

Yeah, those pit-crew lesbians stick together

 

"Hey baby, put down that book and meet me over at Starbucks in 20 minutes, and I'll buy you a smoothie or whatever. I've got a $250 prepaid Visa card that's burning a hole in my pocket."

 

And a Lugnuts story would be a fine item for a successful charity auction

 

Here's a post from Freq saying his wife can't get enough when he's on the boner pills:

 

I would take out a second mortgage to pay for this thread to be read verbatim on Finebaum.

 

"Why does your Visa card smell like a tire"?

 

Carol Alt. Wow. Does she shop at B&N and have a burning desire to fuck in a cornfield?

While I think you're complete and utter bullshit, I really do admire the chutzpah, shamelessness and focus on your character.

 

Well, isn't that interesting.