Petrino - not riding solo (and fired at Louisville)

Care Bear · Apr 10, 2012

Boom_70 said:

poindexter said:

Care Bear said:

freqposter said:

"Lugnuts, has anyone told you today that you're very attractive? Someone really should."

Whoops. I just relapsed.
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So what if the woman looked like Kate Upton (fat, obviously) and you found her reading a book on Macroeconomics? Which approach do you take?
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"Hey baby, put down that book and meet me over at Starbucks in 20 minutes, and I'll buy you a smoothie or whatever. I've got a $250 prepaid Visa card that's burning a hole in my pocket."
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"Why does your Visa card smell like a tire"?
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Freq: Because I keep it next to my Magnum rubbers.

Lugnuts · Apr 10, 2012

poindexter said:

Here's a post from Freq saying his wife can't get enough when he's on the boner pills:

freqposter said:

Only side effect I get is a mild headache (sometimes).

Here is the tough part. Once you use it, going back to normal is difficult. The first time I popped half a Levitra, I was "good" for two hours. Didn't even have to try.

Except I didn't tell my wife I was on it.

Now she wants it all the damn time. Refill after refill, I am going to go broke.
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That's quite the pull, poindexter.

dixiehack · Apr 10, 2012

Maybe this is like Easy A and he pays off in gift certificates.

Inky_Wretch · Apr 10, 2012

Lugnuts said:

poindexter said:

Here's a post from Freq saying his wife can't get enough when he's on the boner pills:

freqposter said:

Only side effect I get is a mild headache (sometimes).

Here is the tough part. Once you use it, going back to normal is difficult. The first time I popped half a Levitra, I was "good" for two hours. Didn't even have to try.

Except I didn't tell my wife I was on it.

Now she wants it all the damn time. Refill after refill, I am going to go broke.
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That's quite the pull, poindexter.
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I guess his wife only rejects his advances when he's not on the ED drugs.

jr/shotglass · Apr 10, 2012

Lugnuts said:

poindexter said:

Here's a post from Freq saying his wife can't get enough when he's on the boner pills:

freqposter said:

Only side effect I get is a mild headache (sometimes).

Here is the tough part. Once you use it, going back to normal is difficult. The first time I popped half a Levitra, I was "good" for two hours. Didn't even have to try.

Except I didn't tell my wife I was on it.

Now she wants it all the damn time. Refill after refill, I am going to go broke.
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That's quite the pull, poindexter.
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Actually, that's a little disturbing that he went to that much effort.

Find the one where I said I'm a little girl, poin!

dooley_womack1 · Apr 10, 2012

Well, a lot can change in a couple weeks

poindexter · Apr 10, 2012

Lugnuts said:

poindexter said:

Here's a post from Freq saying his wife can't get enough when he's on the boner pills:

freqposter said:

Only side effect I get is a mild headache (sometimes).

Here is the tough part. Once you use it, going back to normal is difficult. The first time I popped half a Levitra, I was "good" for two hours. Didn't even have to try.

Except I didn't tell my wife I was on it.

Now she wants it all the damn time. Refill after refill, I am going to go broke.
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That's quite the pull, poindexter.
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Maybe things have really spiraled down since March 27.

Care Bear · Apr 10, 2012

Freq only has 40 posts, though. This isn't pervy BYH we're talking about here...

Versatile · Apr 10, 2012

jr/shotglass said:

Lugnuts said:

poindexter said:

Here's a post from Freq saying his wife can't get enough when he's on the boner pills:

freqposter said:

Only side effect I get is a mild headache (sometimes).

Here is the tough part. Once you use it, going back to normal is difficult. The first time I popped half a Levitra, I was "good" for two hours. Didn't even have to try.

Except I didn't tell my wife I was on it.

Now she wants it all the damn time. Refill after refill, I am going to go broke.
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That's quite the pull, poindexter.
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Actually, that's a little disturbing that he went to that much effort.

Find the one where I said I'm a little girl, poin!
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Freqposter's first post on this thread was like his 16th on the board. You're telling me poindexter and I were the only ones to go through and read the first 15?

Boom_70 · Apr 10, 2012

Babs had just left her book reading discussion. She hated the girls but it got her out. Everyone picked these stupid trendy books just to look smart. They were a bunch of lemmings and the books sucked. She did not want to go home yet and had a few hours before the kids would have to be picked up. She decided to go to Barnes and Noble to buy the next book-- Water for Elephants and have a cup of Chai Tea at the in store Starbucks. As she drove a text came in from her husband Biff. "honey I won't be home for dinner. I'm on the 11th hole now and we decided that we would head to Morton's for a steak after we finish. I'm playing in the member / guest tomorrow. Would you please iron my lucky golf pants and and my pink club shirt.Thx. give the kids a pat on the head for me.

Fly · Apr 10, 2012

Nothing of substance to contribute, but I just wanna say goddamnit I love this site!

poindexter · Apr 10, 2012

Versatile said:

jr/shotglass said:

Lugnuts said:

poindexter said:

Here's a post from Freq saying his wife can't get enough when he's on the boner pills:

freqposter said:

Only side effect I get is a mild headache (sometimes).

Here is the tough part. Once you use it, going back to normal is difficult. The first time I popped half a Levitra, I was "good" for two hours. Didn't even have to try.

Except I didn't tell my wife I was on it.

Now she wants it all the damn time. Refill after refill, I am going to go broke.
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That's quite the pull, poindexter.
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Actually, that's a little disturbing that he went to that much effort.

Find the one where I said I'm a little girl, poin!
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Freqposter's first post on this thread was like his 16th on the board. You're telling me poindexter and I were the only ones to go through and read the first 15?
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I never read the marriage thread - I was expecting that he signed up Sunday when the Petrino stuff broke.

Something's rotten in the cornfield - he's married to the Ice Queen in this thread, but Peg Bundy in the other.

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