Petrino - not riding solo (and fired at Louisville)

Somewhere, there's a porn movie concept involving Fuck Owens and the Fuckaroos.

 

I believe Roy Clark is gay.

 

Back to Petrino.

This morning, solid sources reported he was enroute and flying solo to Florida where he maintains a family home.

This afternoon, solid (but different) sources report he's hunkered down in the athletic complex and meeting with administration or school lawyers or the school president or boosters to discuss his exit or his suspension or his stay.

 

So it was Petrino's secret twin brother who was on the bike with Jessica. Explains everything.

 

freq's love nest

 

It's Rick James, bitches!

He's a very kinky guy
The kind who wants to date your mother
He will never let her spirits down
Once he woos her off the street, ow girl

He likes the moms in the vans
He says B & N's his all-time favorite
When he makes his move to her Prius it's the right time
He's never hard to please

{Refrain}
That guy is pretty wild now
The guy's a super Freq
The kind of guy whose work you read
In Penthouse magazine
That guy is pretty kinky
The guy's a super Freq
He really love to taste them
In the cornfields where they meet
He's all right, he's all right
That guy's all right with me, yeah
He's a super Freq, super Freq
He's super-Freq-y, yow

Super Freq, super Freq

He's a very special guy
The kind of guy ... you know he knows her
>From her head down to her toenails
Down to her feet, yeah
And he'll wait for her in backwoods with his blankets
He's so labryntine
Lying back on hard ground

Three's not a crowd to him, he says
"At Duffy's, I'll be waiting"
When she gets there, he's got Google, wine and Visas
It's such a Freq-y scene

 

Awesome dools...

The acronym for the Facebook postings was probably the dumbest thing he posted.

 

It is physically possible for both to be true especially with a private plane. Just ask David Housel and William Walker.

 

Petrino meets up with George Zimmerman to shop for really good disguises:

 

Now comes this:

https://twitter.com/#/schadjoe/status/189851517203914752

and this:

https://twitter.com/#/bPetrino/status/189848161039302657

I don't generally trust Schad's info, but just posting in case it turns out to be true ...

 

Yeah Schad's not a good source but that Petrino Jr. tweet is pretty ominous.