Petrino - not riding solo (and fired at Louisville)

So a big-time football coach is banging a hot young fund-raiser chick?

Tell me which university this is NOT going on....

 

Chris Jones is an icon and Bobby Petrino is a 2nd rate football coach.

I found this gem on Big Lead Sports:

Just last Tuesday, the Razorbacks named Dorrell the new “student-athlete development coordinator for football.” What in the hairy hell does that mean, one might ask? Well her duties include handling on-campus recruiting and working with incoming players on eligibility issues. She’ll also “be the point person for official and unofficial recruiting visits.” Sounds like a wonderful opportunity, but all I can think of is the threesome from “He Got Game.”

Here’s Petrino’s quote about the grand addition of Dorrell:

“Jessica Dorrell will be a great addition to our football program. As a former student-athlete she has an enthusiasm for the Razorbacks and is familiar with what the University of Arkansas can offer. She is extremely organized and has a professional approach, which should translate well into our program and recruiting as we continue to place an emphasis on this area.”

 

If she

If this happened to Jones, his story might have had more credibility

 

Gold, Jerry, gold!

 

Might want to stay off the neighborhood watch thread.

 

If this happened to Jones I imagine he'd have a lot bigger problems than whatever Gawker was saying.

 

I haven't gone through this whole thread, but I'm sure a poster or two has mentioned that Petrino is not the kind of guy who gets the benefit of the doubt. The fundraiser is collateral damage.

 

Which one would Jones be in this hypothetical?

 

I thought this picture was taken after they played either LSU or Alabama.

The insurance ad is a nice touch.

 

https://twitter.com/#/NWARobbie/status/188081503232724992

 

Could this be the dreaded "he has our complete confidence and support" presser that leads to the eventual scandalous firing?

 

Knowing Jeff Long, this is to ask for donations.