Petrino - not riding solo (and fired at Louisville)

And on our main stage - please give it up for Jessica. And don't forget to tip your waitresses and bartenders. Heyda howda! / 5 years from now

 

She's a tall 6.

 

All this posturing about how she's nothing special's just that. She's very attractive. There ain't a schlub in here who wouldn't drift over to whatever B&N section she's at if given the opportunity.

 

Quant, I'm surprised at you.

That a 5 calls her a 6 doesn't make her a 9.

Also, image Google some close ups.

6.

 

How about after a few drinks?

 

While not showing her face, this one's still awesome.

 

Her? Or me?

 

you- does she get upgraded to a 7?

 

Oh my God, we need a shovel there is so much bullshit in this thread.

Yeah, a 6, yeah, not attractive, yeah, you wouldn't hit it....give me a break.

 

I don't drink. And the 6 is a scientific constant, like Pi. Or the acceleration of standard gravity.

She'd need a makeover, or tens of thousands of frequent flier miles, for the upgrade.

 

I think the only scale that matters is the Petrino scale. For an old(er) schmuck like him, a young woman who looks like that and is willing to sleep with him has to be considered a big, bold "10" in his eyes.

Today, though, I'd bet he's thinking she's not worth the money he is giving up for not keeping it in his pants. Maybe he thinks she's worth it ... he's obviously about as sharp as a marble.

 

Geeze, so the mistress was engaged to the swim coach while having an affair with the football coach. Wonder what the over/under is on how many athletic department employees she had winked at lately?

This stuff sort of reminds me of middle school days.