Petrino - not riding solo (and fired at Louisville)

Always amusing to me when I see people alleging to be sports journalists criticizing a woman's looks, considering how many sports journalists (a) arefat tubs of shit and (b) are married to shorter fat tubs of shit.

 

This is the same board where Kate Upton was declared "fat"

 

This.

Go through the press box or press room at any major event and you will see a convention of dorks, jock sniffers and fat fucks - and that goes for both the men and women in there.

 

Again. The media center might be wall-to-wall 2s

That still doesn't make Ms. Dorrell a 9.

She's a 6.

 

And watch the men's reaction when any non-hideous female - a 5 or 6 - comes through in a remotely-flattering outfit.

 

I'd give her a modest 7. If she really is the type of girl that causes motorcycle accidents with handjobs, I'd bump that up to an 8.

 

We're still talking about looks, which are subjective. A 6 to you could be an 8 to someone else and vice versa.

 

If you're calling my wife short, we're about to have sharp words!

 

If She is a 6, please tell me women you would consider to be an 8. If they aren't famous - i.e. I can easily google their photos - please provide me a photo.

I will love to see this.

This woman is not my type. I'm not into the tall blonde barbie look.

Yet, I can still recognize she is extremely hot. But maybe I am wrong - I will hang up and listen for your list of women who fit into the 8 category.

 

From the waist down, she's probably an 8. But her face isn't very pretty. I think it's very reasonable to drop her to a 6, though I would probably go with a 7.

She's also 5-11, which really doesn't do it for me.

 

If Jessica Dorrell walked into a press box writers would freak the fuck out.

 

Brilliant, as usual: