Petrino - not riding solo (and fired at Louisville)

If you're going to stage a crash you're going to do it in a way that doesn't allow for good samaritans to show up by the side of the road and dial 9-11.

And you sure as hell wouldn't have your squeeze anywhere in the vicinity.

Plus, getting his ass kicked doesn't explain the road rash on his face. He'd be black and blue, not bright red.

 

I'm actually surprised it took this long to devolve into this conversation. We can all thank Freqposter for that.

Also, I don't have Photoshop at home, but here's a whack at it with MS Paint:



The only logical conclusion: If she were a brunette, Jessica Burrell would look like someone had pooped in her hair.

 

But you said "in my world" .

 

C'mon man. Hope and pray that it's true!

 

I don't know. I think as the people around me drink, they add numbers to my score.

Too bad its more zeroes.

 

OUTING ALERT: Mystery Meat II is

 

If she's got a bangin' bod, she's a 7. I'm assuming she does, she played volleyball.

7.

 

OK, "by your rankings, who is an 8"

 

We've already established there'd be a whole lot of bangin' of that bod around here...

 

What's Tebow say?

 

As a father of two daughters, I am way beyond "rating" women. I was simply responding to the idea that this young lady's not all that attractive. Then I got sucked into the numbers game. That's a foolish business, especially at my age -- I can find something attractive about all sorts women, regardless of where they fall on some scale. But, to repeat, those who say that empirically this young lady's not all that physically attractive, I strongly disagree.

 

Taiwanese animated version of the Petrino story. http://t.co/Rr8rrmy4