PGA championship pool

i think I can win from +6.

 

Here's the whole breakdown:
Snakes on a Plane (563, -13)
Tiger (69-68)
Lucas Glover (66-74)
Sergio Garcia (69-70)
Lee Rinker (72-75C)
Mickelson

Cosmo’s duffers (587, +11)
Tiger Woods (69-68)
Vaughn Taylor (71-78C)
Thomas Bjorn (80-70C)
Chip Sullivan (79-72C)
Furyk
Cink
T. Clark

John's Jons (570, -6)
Tiger (69-68)
Chris DiMarco (71-70)
Nick O'Hern (74-73C)
Mike Small (72-73C)
Mickelson
Chad Campbell

Angola! (563, -13)
Tiger Woods (69-68)
Jay Haas (75-68)
K.J. Choi (73-67)
Don Yrene (71-72)

Michael Gee (576, E)
Woods (69-68)
Stewart Cink (68-74)
Robert Allenby (68-74)
Ron Philo (82-73C)
Furyk

North61 (582, +6)
Vijay (73-72C)
DiMarco (71-70)
Jimenez (70-73)
Jerry Haas (74-79C)
Donald
Funk

Medinah Muskrats (582, +6, CUT)
Woods (69-68)
DiMarco (71-70)
Harrington (75-74C)
Philo (82-73C)

3-JACK CITY (582, +6)
Furyk (70-72)
Cink (68-74)
Miguel Angel Jimenez (70-73)
Philo (82-73C)
DiMarco

Cubs (562, -14)
Woods (69-68)
Chris dimarco (71-70)
sergio Garcia (69-70)
mike small (72-73C)
Mickelson

Pope Dirk Benedict (569, -7)
Tigah (69-68)
DiMarco (71-70)
Sergio (69-70)
Schulte (75-77C)
Mickelson

Team COCKDIAN (578, +2)
Eldrick Woods (69-68)
Jeff Sluman (74-73C)
Padraig Harrington (75-74C)
Mike Small (72-73C)
Mickelson
Garcia
DiMarco

Viamsp (578, +2)
Retief Goosen (70-73)
Chris DiMarco (71-70)
Padraig Harrington (75-74C)
Mike Small (72-73C)
Mickelson
Chad Campbell

20-Cent Paradigms (579, +3)
Singh (73-72C)
Cink (68-74)
Garcia (69-70)
Jerry Haas (74-79C)
Woods
Perry

LWilhite (564, -14, CUT)
Woods (69-68)
Glover (66-74)
David Howell (71-71)
Small (72-73C)

Joe Schmoe (586, +10)
Shaun Micheel (69-70)
Paul Azinger (74-73C)
Niclas Fasth (74-74C)
Jeffrey Cranford (77-75C)
Woods
Woody Austin
Bob Tway

Pelvis Resley (570, -6)
Woods (69-68)
DiMarco (71-70)
Garcia (69-70)
Haas (74-79C)
Scott

 

I just wanna beat Team COCKDIAN.

 

You do realize Team COCKDIAN is not run by the infamous COCKDIAN, right?

 

Folks, I'm just going to wait until after the final round to update today. I've got a football media day, so I wouldn't be able to get to the third round until after 4 or so anyway.

 

Haas and Yrene finishing tied for 68th at 12-over is probably not going to help my chances.

 

Cubs (1,113, -39)
Pelvis Resley (1,115, -37)
Pope Dirk Benedict (1,120, -32)
Snakes on a Plane (1124, -28)
John's Jons (1,125, -27)
Team COCKDIAN (1,129, -23)
Michael Gee (1,135, -17)
20-Cent Paradigms (1,139, -13)
Viamsp (1,143, -9)
Angola! (1,148, -4)
Joe Schmoe (1,150, -2)
Cosmo’s duffers (1,150, -2)
North61 (1,157, +5)
3-JACK CITY (1,159, +7)

MISSED CUT
LWilhite (564, -14, CUT)
Medinah Muskrats (582, +6, CUT)

 

Snakes on a Plane (1124, -28)
Tiger (69-68-65-68)
Lucas Glover (66-74-77-72)
Sergio Garcia (69-70-67-70)
Lee Rinker (72-75C)
Mickelson (68-74)

Cosmo’s duffers (1,150, -2)
Tiger Woods (69-68-65-68)
Vaughn Taylor (71-78C)
Thomas Bjorn (80-70C)
Chip Sullivan (79-72C)
Furyk (69-74)
Cink (73-69)
T. Clark (75-70)

John's Jons (1,125, -27)
Tiger (69-68-65-68)
Chris DiMarco (71-70-67-72)
Nick O'Hern (74-73C)
Mike Small (72-73C)
Mickelson (68-74)
Chad Campbell (75-66)

Angola! (1,148, -4)
Tiger Woods (69-68-65-68)
Jay Haas (75-68-74-83)
K.J. Choi (73-67-67-71)
Don Yrene (71-72-77-80)

Michael Gee (1,135, -17)
Woods (69-68-65-68)
Stewart Cink (68-74-73-69)
Robert Allenby (68-74-71-70)
Ron Philo (82-73C)
Furyk (69-74)

North61 (1,157, +5)
Vijay (73-72C)
DiMarco (71-70-67-72)
Jimenez (70-73-75-78)
Jerry Haas (74-79C)
Donald (66-74)
Funk (69-74)

Medinah Muskrats (582, +6, CUT)
Woods (69-68)
DiMarco (71-70)
Harrington (75-74C)
Philo (82-73C)

3-JACK CITY (1,159, +7)
Furyk (70-72-69-74)
Cink (68-74-73-69)
Miguel Angel Jimenez (70-73-75-78)
Philo (82-73C)
DiMarco (67-72)

Cubs (1,113, -39)
Woods (69-68-65-68)
Chris dimarco (71-70-67-72)
sergio Garcia (69-70-67-70)
mike small (72-73C)
Mickelson (68-74)

Pope Dirk Benedict (1,120, -32)
Tigah (69-68-65-68)
DiMarco (71-70-67-72)
Sergio (69-70-67-70)
Schulte (75-77C)
Mickelson (68-74)

Team COCKDIAN (1,129, -23)
Eldrick Woods (69-68-65-68)
Jeff Sluman (74-73C)
Padraig Harrington (75-74C)
Mike Small (72-73C)
Mickelson (68-74)
Garcia (67-70)
DiMarco (67-72)

Viamsp (1,143, -9)
Retief Goosen (70-73-68-75)
Chris DiMarco (71-70-67-72)
Padraig Harrington (75-74C)
Mike Small (72-73C)
Mickelson (68-74)
Chad Campbell (75-66)

20-Cent Paradigms (1,139, -13)
Singh (73-72C)
Cink (68-74-73-69)
Garcia (69-70-67-70)
Jerry Haas (74-79C)
Woods (65-68)
Perry (71-77)

LWilhite (564, -14, CUT)
Woods (69-68)
Glover (66-74)
David Howell (71-71)
Small (72-73C)

Joe Schmoe (1,150, -2)
Shaun Micheel (69-70-67-69)
Paul Azinger (74-73C)
Niclas Fasth (74-74C)
Jeffrey Cranford (77-75C)
Woods (65-68)
Woody Austin (69-73)
Bob Tway (75-78)

Pelvis Resley (1,115, -37)
Woods (69-68-65-68)
DiMarco (71-70-67-72)
Garcia (69-70-67-70)
Haas (74-79C)
Scott (69-67)

 

Hi, dolt-award-of-the-week here. Can I get that in cash?

Cosmo, didn't you get my PM to add Shaun Micheel as my alternate? By my count, that means...I still lose. Nice 82 by David Howell today. So much for using inside information to my advantage.

LW

 

Dead fucking last, woohoo.

 

Club pro torched me.

 

Yes, in 12 installments of .12 each, so you can get hand cramps from signing the checks. All in good fun, man.

And no such PM existed, but nice try ...