Phone Call of the Day – non sports

I recently started taking calls at a paper a day or two a week. Took one the other day, "Yea, I'm at a dinner party and we have a small bet that we hope you can solve. Why is it in your paper Tom Brady's position is always listed as QB/QT? Had to explain to him that it's only in the gossip column where they do that and it's a play on words. So he's like, yea, that's what I thought, these people want to send me to Iran for it, they think I'm nuts.

Five minutes later, I take a call, same party, another guy wants to hear the story for himself.

Tonight, guy calls in and asks why a 2005 Red Sox-Orioles game is on instead of tonight's game. I tell him I'm watching tonight's game now. Told him he should call the tv station (never wish I had remembered the number of my old employer more than that moment).

 

BWUHAHAHAHA! You are definitely the wittiest person on this board and we should all vote to rename the web site www.bigdogisadickhead.com.