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Pickup lines that work most of the time

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by boots, Jun 26, 2006.

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  1. Ralph Waldo Henderson

    Ralph Waldo Henderson Member

    My name is George Constanza. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
     
    Ralph Waldo Henderson, Jun 26, 2006
    #13
  2. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Or:

    (Walks up to a woman and feels the fabric of her top) Nice.
     
    John, Jun 26, 2006
    #14
  3. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I wait for a woman to sneeze and I say 'You're so good looking.'
     
    Buck, Jun 26, 2006
    #15
  4. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    This usually works for females: I'm a sports writer.
     
    farmerjerome, Jun 26, 2006
    #16
  5. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Hi. I'm rich.
     
    2muchcoffeeman, Jun 26, 2006
    #17
  6. Orange Hat Bobcat

    Orange Hat Bobcat Active Member

    "Can I take you out for a Coke?"

    (Hey, it worked for Orange Hat Bobcat Sr. back in the early '70s.)
     
    Orange Hat Bobcat, Jun 26, 2006
    #18
  7. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.
     
    Buck, Jun 26, 2006
    #19
  8. John

    John Well-Known Member

    My name is Inigo Montoya ...
     
    John, Jun 26, 2006
    #20
  9. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    You're with m...ah, screw it.
     
    Overrated, Jun 26, 2006
    #21
  10. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
     
    Buck, Jun 26, 2006
    #22
  11. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    OR:
    Sure, I'd love to have sex and watch ESPN at the same time.
     
    Sxysprtswrtr, Jun 26, 2006
    #23
  12. OTD

    OTD Well-Known Member

    Hi, I'm here for the SportsJournalists.com convention. Can I buy you a Molson?
     
    OTD, Jun 26, 2006
    #24
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