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Pickup lines that work most of the time

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by boots, Jun 26, 2006.

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  1. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Hi, I'm Brook Jacoby
     
    Armchair_QB, Jun 27, 2006
    #37
  2. Sea Bass

    Sea Bass Well-Known Member

    "I'm very excited. I've just found a way to make my penis eight inches long."

    "Oh yeah? How's that?"

    "I fold it in half."
     
    Sea Bass, Jun 27, 2006
    #38
  3. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    Ditto.
     
    farmerjerome, Jun 27, 2006
    #39
  4. boots

    boots New Member

    The call me boots!
     
    boots, Jun 27, 2006
    #40
  5. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    I once tried to kill the world's greatest lover but then I realized there are laws against suicide.
     
    alleyallen, Jun 27, 2006
    #41
  6. ThomsonONE

    ThomsonONE Member

    Old school at its best. Very impressive Buck.
     
    ThomsonONE, Jun 27, 2006
    #42
  7. Jesus_Muscatel

    Jesus_Muscatel Well-Known Member

    "And can you find three dates for my friends?"
     
    Jesus_Muscatel, Jun 27, 2006
    #43
  8. Sea Bass

    Sea Bass Well-Known Member

    That's awful.
     
    Sea Bass, Jun 27, 2006
    #44
  9. boots

    boots New Member

    I'm boots. Bend over.
     
    boots, Jun 27, 2006
    #45
  10. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?
     
    bigpern23, Jun 27, 2006
    #46
  11. boots

    boots New Member

    Yoo Hoo! Any of you fellas need a tight end?
     
    boots, Jun 27, 2006
    #47
  12. Pocket Aces

    Pocket Aces Guest

    Usually, after talking to a girl, telling her that you give better back rubs than she does ultimately leads to back rubs, which oftentimes lead to more. Remember that, guys.

    True story: My freshman year of college, I met a girl at a house party. We hung out, drank, all that. I was hammered. I bet her oral sex that I could beat her at beer pong.

    The bad news? I lost.
    The good news? In the end, I won.
     
    Pocket Aces, Jun 27, 2006
    #48
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