Pizza toppings

Pineapple. Jalapenos. Chicken wings. BBQ sauce. Ham.

This is not a New York thing. It is an Italian thing.

 

In other words, pizza can only be described as dough topped with anchovies, sausage slices and mushrooms?

I suppose pepperoni on a pizza isn't a pizza, huh?

Nice logic.

 

The etc. means pepperoni, meatballs, peppers, onions, etc.

Not fucking pineapple.

 

But if you're gonna put another "etc", it'd be nice to know what exactly is allowed and isn't allowed on a pizza in your awful world.

What's the list? We're not mind-readers.

 

I would also think the Boz pizza gets overwhelmed by this man's culinary offerings. Especially when you go out for it on a Monday night.

 

I'm open to just about anything mentioned except sauerkraut; that sounds like the most unappetizing thing ever slid into an oven.

 

In you snobbish "italian" only pizza world, sausage, meatballs, onions, peppers and yes even my pineapple, ham, bacon and jalapenos wouldn't count as an ect. In fact, all you should be ordering if you are stuck in you before the DH world of pizza is sauce, mozzarella and basil. Anchovies are optional. I hope your boring pizza keeps you happy.

 

Obtuse?

"Nothing stops. Nothing... or you will do the hardest time there is. No more protection from the guards. I'll pull you out of that one-bunk Hilton and cast you down with the Sodomites. You'll think you've been fucked by a train! And the library? Gone... sealed off, brick-by-brick. We'll have us a little book barbecue in the yard. They'll see the flames for miles. We'll dance around it like wild Injuns! You understand me? Catching my drift?... Or am I being obtuse?"

Love threadjacking my own thread!

 

That's the thing. Boring pizza is OK every now and then. Hell, sometimes, a cheese pizza will do. It's just the fact that some refuse to be open to the idea of anything else on a pizza. Ridiculous. But whatever. Pineapple, ham, jalapenos, bbq chicken makes it something other than "pizza"? Fine. I don't give a shit what you call it. It's goddamn delicious.

 

If you want real pizza, you have to go to Puzza Hut.

 

NEWYORKNEWYORKNEWYORKNEWYORKNEWYORKNEWYORKNEWYORKNEWYORKNEWYORKNEWYORKNEWYORKNEWYORKAWESOMMMMMMMMEEE!!!! AYAYAYAYAYAYWAAAAH!

 

Tasting them.