Please allow me to interject my feelings about Mother Nature

North Dakota weather alert.

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Lows for today and the next two days: -2, -4, -8.

This fucking weather sucks a dog's ass.

 

You know what's fun?

Fighting with the dog to get all four booties on before we go out, then having the dog pull a couple off when outside, then trying to crap while standing on two legs because we don't have booties on the other two, then shifting as crap is ongoing, then stepping in the crap, then not being able/wanting to walk in the house, then being picked up and getting crap on the old fucker doing the carrying.

Goin' great.

 

Gotta love it. I've seen Youtubes of dogs wearing booties walking like they had a full diaper on. Sounds like big fun.

 

My personal hell:
Being trapped inside because of the weather while my wife complains like a deranged monkey about the weather.

 

Goin’ great

 

Blizzard has started.

 

Better you than me, my brother. It's gray and chilly here, and that's quite enough, thank you.

 

Micro Jr. volunteered at a drive-through Covid clinic at DU. He said it was freaking cold.

 

My phone says -0, which seems strange. Down to -2 here tonight, the same phone says.