Pokey Chatman Resigns....Dead Pelican reports...

And it's fixin' to hit the fan hard.

Sue Gunter's doin' 360s in her grave. Her hand-picked successor done screwed the pooch.

(Well, sort of.)

 

And Sue Gunter's successor is doing 69s on earth. Weird.

 

Separated at birth? You make the call, linotype!

 

Big ups.

Kinda.

 

Yes, but how's her backdoor game ?

 

I guess if your name's "Pokey" it's fairly clear who's wearing the strap-on in this "inappropriate relationship" ...

 

So Pokey's into THAT too?

 

I called an SID once to find out if a certain girl who I was told was questionable was going to play in the next game. He said hang on a minute, but didn't really cover the mouth piece of his phone so I hear:

SID: She's got real bad cramps right?
Coach: Uh huh.
SID: Well, what should I say.
Coach: I don't know.
SID: (back on the phone with me) Let's call it back back spasms.

 

Can I get the dirt now, please? Who was Poke pokin'?

 

Out-fucking-standing!