I didn't say I wouldn't live anywhere else, just that I haven't lived anywhere else. Rest assured, I'm always open to suggestions and offers.
The secret is to win the squirrel over first. I've found that cool ranch Dorritos are a good ice breaker. Don't worry Stan, one of these days you'll get that wascally wabbit, I mean squirrel.
Born in Cali (San Diego), lived the majority of my life in Illinois and moved to Virginia a little more than a year ago. By the way, what the hell is Alabama doing leading the way with 10 members? Seriously, get off your asses you Texans.
And when you tempt that squirrel with something like peanut butter at the end of a hose, take a picture like Moffett, king of the squire picture-takers.
I was born and currently reside in Wisconsin. I also used to live in Texas, Indiana, Ohio, and Minnesota.