1. Welcome to SportsJournalists.com, a friendly forum for discussing all things sports and journalism.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register for a free account to get access to the following site features:
    • Reply to discussions and create your own threads.
    • Access to private conversations with other members.
    • Fewer ads.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon!

Precision Verb & Noun, Inc.

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by Jones, Jul 4, 2007.

  1. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Weird. I see your hammer. But where's your sickle?
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  2. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

    BR -

    Until the Inc. is up and running, I thought I could camouflage my ardor for the workers' paradise under the genial cover of cartoon overalls and a hardhat.

    Conversely, I could just do this:

    "PN & V Collective delivers the first of a thousand-thousand well-wrought compound sentences. Every word a blossom! We sing with strong joy to exceed our regional quotas!"

    [​IMG]
     
  3. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    jgmacg gets to work on his first assignment for Jones' new client Pravda.

    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  4. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    I'm starting to think Propaganda, Inc., is a catchier name. Better artwork, too.

    And 'beat: One of the hundreds of questions I've been wrestling with. That featurewell.com is pretty close, although it seems to be less about custom stories (which they offer, too) than a la carte. I'd be all about custom.

    Custom, and Cyrillic.
     
  5. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

    Jones of the People's Narrative Kommisariat throws the igniter switch at the paragraph factory in Omsk.

    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  6. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    I heard you have to donate three inches of colon as an entry fee.
     
Draft saved Draft deleted

Share This Page