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Pregnant or fat? No guesses here

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Matt1735, Nov 6, 2007.

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  1. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    Learned my lesson in fourth grade. Made some wisecrack to the pudgy girl in my class about her being pregnant and she melted down crying, very loudly. Somehow I apologized my way outta that with her, avoiding a trip to the principal's office. Haven't come close to making that mistake again.
     
    playthrough, Nov 6, 2007
    #13
  2. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    One time someone asked me if I was pregnant. So I showed them my penis.

    Then he asked again.
     
    Mystery_Meat, Nov 6, 2007
    #14
  3. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    That's what I was looking for.
     
    Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Nov 6, 2007
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  4. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    There is no correct answer to the following question:

    "Does this make me look fat?"
     
    Armchair_QB, Nov 6, 2007
    #16
  5. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Saw a non-pregnant co-worker on the beat asked twice within the span of 20 minutes by team personnel if she was pregnant.

    She went immediately from practice to Weight Watchers, and subsequently dropped like 30 pounds.
     
    Norman Stansfield, Nov 6, 2007
    #17
  6. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    "No, it doesn't make you look fat. The fat makes you look fat."

    That could be something to dust off if you're looking to get out of a relationship.
     
    Chi City 81, Nov 6, 2007
    #18
  7. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Or "I can't tell with the bucket of chicken in the way"
     
    Mystery_Meat, Nov 6, 2007
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  8. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    If you're not looking to get out, scrap the second line, while thinking it.
     
    Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Nov 6, 2007
    #20
  9. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    There's a girl in my office who's been pregnant for 3 or 4 years now ...
     
    HejiraHenry, Nov 6, 2007
    #21
  10. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

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    Chi City 81, Nov 6, 2007
    #22
  11. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    You just set that one onto a tee for the Good Doc, didn't you?
     
    alleyallen, Nov 6, 2007
    #23
  12. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    Is she Catholic?
     
    Trouser_Buddah, Nov 6, 2007
    #24
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