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"So, just the other day, folks, at Trump Tower--beautiful, classy, luxurious Trump Tower, in the basement my people got this guy all tied up. Okay? It's okay, it's okay. This guy--his name is James Bond, okay? From England. Oh I can't tell you how I feel about immigrants. Should I tell you? No, I shouldn't. They'll just say "Donald Trump hates immigrants!" Which is true of course. But I won't say it. Anyway, this Bond guy, I ask him, who do you work for. He goes, "MI6" and I'm like "Am I 6? I don't know about you but I'm a 10 at least, pal." And I'm starting to remember who this guy is, right. You know, the cars, the Bond girls (none are as good as Ivanka, believe me) and those wacky gadgets. And he gets those gadgets from a guy--get this--called Q! No, not the Q you all love and I know nothing about, different guy. Some spaz in a lab coat. Anyway, I'm a busy man so I go "Mr. Bond how can I help you?" You know, all polite and respectful--not like antifa--and get this he starts yammering on about how I'm an agent of Moscow. Can you believe it, folks. Even the Brits are all "Russia, Russia, Russia!" And he was tough, very, very tough. "

 

Saw a great post on FB from a pastor saying that Christians that don't mask up and sacrifice a little personal liberty for the sake of their fellow man, kind of never learned the point of Jesus on the cross.

 

Trumpists aren’t terribly fixated on the whole love and sacrifice thing. Those are traits stressed by libruhls who worship the feminized Jesus. So said Jerry Falwell the elder and every other tv preacher of his ilk.

 

Pocahontas

 

Well, now I know why Scott Baio was trending. "You're what scum scrapes off the bottom of it's shoe." Wow.

 

Drive that heifer to the slaughterhouse.

 

Crazy: It’s what’s for dinner.
— Sam Elliott voice

 

#CuckAlert
Gym Jordan and the rapist of young girls were begging the lord and savior to call off the crusade?
Well, the klan can't have that.
Defend that, Trumpists.

 

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