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Watchdog: Psaki violated ethics law by promoting McAuliffe

My apologies if this was already posted. NOW they want to care about the Hatch Act? LOL

 

That tree that fell on Abbott and took away his working legs and penis was God’s way of telling that he’s too evil to reproduce.

 

They think the country's on the wrong track
So they want a Trump comeback
He lost a big election
So he started an insurrection
And lies without correction
We know he'll make it worse
It is the MAGA curse

 

Things are rough out there.

Town Wizard Sacked After Comments About Women

 

Toasters?

 

Only white bread, preferably upper crust, allowed in.

 

Don't want those goddang libtard hipsters from Brooklyn coming and making avocado toast!

 

And no soup.

"And then they have cans of soup. Soup. And they throw the cans of soup. That’s better than a brick because you can’t throw a brick; it’s too heavy. But a can of soup, you can really put some power into that, right? And then when they get caught, they say, ‘No, this is soup for my family.’ They’re so innocent. ... It’s incredible. And you have people coming over with bags of soup — big bags of soup. And they lay it on the ground, and the anarchists take it and they start throwing it at our cops, at our police. And if it hits you, that’s worse than a brick because it’s got force. It’s the perfect size. It’s, like, made perfect.”

 

No balls, huh?