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I wish someone would make a buoy out of his fat ass.
Red right return.
Orange ordinary obese

 

But not a cult

 

So, I know some of the people involved in this through a coworker and a random business trip where I found myself at dinner with the Rallis couple in Austin a few years back.


https://www.fitsnews.com/2022/07/07/timmons-affair-husband-of-alleged-mistress-sounds-off/

from what I’ve learned this is the tip of the iceberg coming for William Timmons, an SC congressman and trump supporter. Some future highlights:

— this broke when Timmons wife intercepted a text from the other woman complaining “why does your wife get to spend your birthday without and i don’t.”
— the stepfather of the wife is a former Clemson linebacker with deep pockets.
— the mistresses’ husband is absolute bonkers, and is alleging that Timmons was the reason he was arrested and put on house arrest for six months. If true, that could be the downfall for Timmons. He also alleges that Timmons used his power to slow roll the case.
— it’s been alleged in the past that Timmons dropped out of the naval academy over some sexual extracurricular activities.

 

Miserable Trunts.

 

The dumb-off between Sarah and SPC must have an all-time train wreck quality to it ...

No, Sarah ... Bristol was living the high life and she did it to herself. No "fake news" media. The media didn't cause Bristol's pregnancy. The media didn't cause you to run around NYC and act like you didn't have a care in the world after you tested positive for COVID. You and your family did it to yourself. The media just busted you on it. Too bad. While it would be wise if we told her not to be so stupid next time, is she smart enough to understand the message?

 

I thought we were trying to improve the environmental pollution situation ...

 

Um ... takes one to know one? One of the few times he would actually using some semblance of expertise.

 

Stripping on command

 

Saw a commercial for this today. We're talking real presidential material here!

 

Fat Orange Hitler -- Your trunt of trunts.

 

Gas prices have dropped for 24 days in a row. The funny digit "3" has reappeared locally.