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The Republicans--cynical pigs pushing a truly extremist agenda while simultaneously covering up the only violent transfer of power in POTUS history--shouldn't win elections for a millenia and yet, here we are.

 

Joe McCarthy is busy roasting in Hell

 

Putting Donald Trump in front of live TV cameras is a recipe for disaster for anyone involved. Not that it will matter, because Trump is never going to testify.

 

Trump's opening statement to the January 6th committee:

"The dream is always the same. Instead of going home, I go to the neighbors'. I ring, but nobody answers. The door is open, so I go inside. I'm looking around for the people, but nobody seems to be there. And then I hear the shower running, so I go upstairs to see what's what. Then I see her; this... girl, this incredible girl. I mean, what she's doing there I don't know, because she doesn't live there... but it's a dream, so I go with it. "Who's there?" she says. "Donald," I say. "What are you doing here?" "I don't know what I'm doing here; what are *you* doing here?" "I'm taking a shower," she says. Then I give her: "You want me to go?" "No," she says; "I want you to wash my back." So now, I'm gettin' enthusiastic about this dream. So I go to her, but she's hard to find through all the steam and stuff; I keep losing her. Finally I get to the door... and I... find myself in a room full of kids taking their college boards. I'm over three hours late; I've got two minutes to take the whole test. I've... just made a terrible mistake. I'll never get to college. My life is ruined."

 

Legal Marijuana Now candidates die in consecutive elections and reefer madness ensues?

 

I dunno...Kari Lake sure seems to want to adopt the Maddow look.

 

As usual, the wrong candidate died.

 

Ted talk

Ted Cruz Falls For Fake News, Then Blames The Real Media For Calling Him Out

 

Considering the leader of the party staged a violent coup, where police were beaten and died as a result, and he is still their leader, I’m not sure what could end a Republican politician’s career at this point.

 

More ketchup on the walls at MAL. Short brought a Trump attorney. I bet he leveraged Trump into paying for his attempt to evade testifying.