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How does Wisconsin split that Governor / Senate ticket?

 

Tony Evers is an old white guy. The other guy is a Black man named Mandela.

Does that explain it?

 

My wife, who is still at work for election coverage, called me 30 minutes ago because she thought I’d want to know the red wave never happened. I’d rather still be asleep, but …

 

It's aliens.











Nevada will be a speed demon of vote-counting in comparison with their neighbors to the west.

 

I've never drank Ripple in my life, but I might bust the cap on one after tonight's GOP fail.

 

I think California has a few more votes to count, no?

 

I’m older than 30. I won’t pick up any number I don’t recognize. I don’t own a landline.

 

If it's not in my contact list, I set my phone to not even ring. Best invention ever.

 

Looks like Bulldogs going to overtime again.

 

If Oz resumes his talk show, he can always book MyPillow guy.

 

Oregon stupidly changed the voting laws to allow ballots postmarked through election day to be counted, instead of making all ballots be returned by 8 pm. on election day, which worked great for more than 20 years. So now we might have to wait until Wednesday or Thursday to know who our governor is instead of knowing tonight or early tomorrow, also in part because a Dem who got her ass kicked in the primary ran as an independent and got 8% of votes that probably would have gone to Kotek.

OTOH, Skarlatos got his Trump-kissing ass kicked again. Maybe now he'll just crawl back under a rock.