President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

Sure, he’s sick just like Pinochet.

 

Maybe he's gonna fall out a window?

 

Beat by Dre.

 

Ah, the old let’s-pretend-I’m-sick-so-I-won’t-get-deported-and-face-justice ploy. He’s probably getting round-the-clock protection from DeSantis’ goons or some guys from Not Anymore Blackwater.

 

Really wish that was my opportunity to sign that letter (or at least one of my partners).

 

What's that MAGA?
Gotta remember, I dropped "The Chronic"
Now go back to that gym next to the Sonic
Redhat motherf*ckers say you gotta beware of MTG
Snoop---they ain't seen the best of D-R-E

Any right-wing MAGAs use my music without permission
Well, hell, they gonna end up an apparition
I knew you was bad news right off the bat
Don't turn around now, you might see my White Sox hat

This is Dre, MAGA, I got more flavors than a soda fountain
Been doing this when you was having rallies at Stone Mountain
I am still Dre, MAGA, and I got the goods
You scared in your gated neighborhoods

 

Oh, Biden had classified documents from his VP days!?! Impeach!!! - MAGA right now

 

Will he show up with his brain leaking like Huck Finn’s?

 

So just chill, til the next episode.