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President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Moderator1, Jan 20, 2021.

  1. Brooklyn Bridge

    Brooklyn Bridge Well-Known Member

  2. Octave

    Octave Well-Known Member

    American Christians gave a sin-loving fraud total cover for his evildoing.
     
  3. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    And they still shit bricks when I run off the quick math for them which proves that Fatfuck is almost inescapably responsible for several hundred abortions in his lifetime.

    Just think what an impact on public opinion it would have been, if after one of his frequent public interviews in which Fatfuck carped about Ivanka or Marla or whichever of his broodmare-sluts "got themselves knocked up" (and didn't have an abortion as per his orders or strong advice), if the pro-life crowd had pulled a few people off their abortion clinic bombing runs to go take his head off with a double-.06 shotgun. That certainly would have been a powerful public statement about a prominent proponent of abortion.
     
    Last edited: Jan 17, 2023
  4. UNCGrad

    UNCGrad Well-Known Member

    Why would they care? They didn't care about Herschel.
     
  5. CD Boogie

    CD Boogie Well-Known Member

    Yeah, like Roger gets to bone Melania and Trump gets the Proud Boys. Stone is a superfreak.
     
  6. Octave

    Octave Well-Known Member

    Hypocrisy and lies are their currency. They don't want to play chess at all.
     
  7. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    "The Golden State Warriors are always welcome in this White House," Biden says. Emergency trucks of ketchup on the way to Maralago.
     
  8. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    No offense, but gonna have to have DQ check your figures. And don't forget, Show Your Work.
     
  9. Alma

    Alma Well-Known Member

    Golden State made clear it wasn't going to visit a Trump White House before he rescinded the invite, as made clear by a LeBron tweet:

     
  10. garrow

    garrow Well-Known Member

  11. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    A: Years of Sexual Activity = 55
    B: Estimate of Sexual Partners Per Year = 100
    (Extremely conservative; he would claim many many more)

    C: Percentage of time Fatfuck uses contraception by his own account = 0

    D: Percentage of time sexual subjects use contraception = 50
    (Again conservative; evidence from various court cases indicates pregnancy is quite a frequent occurrence, usually dealt with by abortion)

    E: Usual percentage of pregnancy per instance of unprotected sex between adults = 10

    F: Number of known biological spawn of Fatfuck = 5

    G: Number of unknown illegitimate Fatfuck spawn = 0

    ([A * B ] -- C) *D *E }
    minus (F + G)

    Or,

    (55 * 10) minus 0 =5500
    times .50 = 2750
    times .10 = 275
    _______
    Minus 5 = 270
    Minus 0 = Grand Total 270

    Extremely Conservative estimate of number of unaccounted pregnancies spawned by Fatfuck

    GRAND TOTAL 270
     
  12. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    Had to work real hard to find a six year old tweet, didn't you?
     
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