President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

Oh, Senator, just one more thing.

Love your suit.

 

They'll get months on months of nonstop foghorning on Faux Fascist Noise and the other orifices of the right wing screech machine that cuts are necessary to SS and Medicare because of the reckless giveaway programs of the mooslim neegro Obungo and his sidekick Brandon giving all your tax money away to lazy mooching neegros and smelly illegal aliens, and we gotta shut these programs down completely, but trust us, we'll make sure your darling white granny gets her money back, we'll restart SS for good hardworkin white people as soon as MAGA gets back in control. Trust us, we have to shut it down to save it!

It'll just take a month. Or two. Or six. Or 12. Or, well, it's been a year now without SS, people have learned to live without it, and now, to restart it, we'll have to raise taxes, and we cannot do that, can we? Anyway Granny is getting used to her job as a toilet mopper at Taco Bell, isn't she?

 

Nah. They're gonna cut Granny's SS check and she's going to have to move in with us? Screw that noise!

 

Who's Jim Stewartson?

 

The Onion from the top rope.

Biden Claps In Amazement After FBI Agent Pulls Classified Document From Behind His Ear

 

Excellent explainer about how Deripaska fits into the FBI NY office scandal.

 

Did someone hijack sp's Twitter feed?

 

I imagine Aldrich Ames is still the worst case of espionage in this country, but McGonigal has to be up there, no?