President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

I wanna be a drug-sniffing dog
So I can snort coke all day long
Bite my master when it suits me
Get off on diminished capacity

 

Dogs can only detect marijuana? Weird.

 

DeSantis says bill banning TikTok on college, school campuses coming

Ron DeSantis requested the medical records of trans students who sought care at Florida's public universities. Now students are planning a statewide walkout.

 

Yeah, that'll show him!

 

Fetterman checks into the hospital to be treated for clinical depression. Feels like it might be an off-ramp for him. I hope Shapiro nominates someone electable to fill the seat. I also hope Fetterman gets whatever care he needs to address his health issues.

 

Conor Lamb was electable.

 

The pot dogs work just as hard as the cocaine dogs. Though cocaine bear is cutting in on the action.

 

Nikki Haley Is Unable to Explain Why Voters Should Pick Her Over Trump

i will not kick sideways and kicking in heels hurts more yaaaas queen

 

Did he run? I don't remember it.

Is there an electable Democrat in that district if he's picked?

 

He ran and lost in the primary, and I lost him as my Congressman.

His replacement is a Democrat whose name I don't remember.