President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

Meanwhile, the party of limited government keeps on keepin’ on.

NC senators propose eliminating participation trophies for youth sports

 

Barack: Joe, we gotta start calling Trump Walter Payton.
Joe: Why's that?
Barack: 34, baby

 

Can we maybe do something more productive like banning smart phones for anyone under 18 or, I don’t know just spit balling here, access to assault rifles.

 

That's funny. The Arkansas legislature is right now actively considering a bill to award state championships to public schools who lose to private schools in the finals.

 

Five pages behind, but I'm gonna unload this now,
and Holy Orange Shitballs I feel much better already ...

"Mr. Trump, before I begin my line of questioning, may I suggest to you, sir, that if you don't tell the truth, the complete and honest truth at every turn in these proceedings, there are many, many cold, hard men locked away in America's prisons who don't ever, ever forget that you screwed them FIRST. ...

"And what do you think they'll do SECOND, Dough Boy?"


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Ship him to Gitmo. Intense interrogations. No sleep til' Brooklyn.

Repeat.

 

I think they got that backwards because the public guvvmint schools are all uppity neegros and totally woke liberals and good godly private schools are teaching Jeezus to our sweet white babies

 

Ah, the famed "Nobody gets orange slices" bill.

 

And like Phil Collins, he makes A1.

 

When's Leonard Leo coming to the GQP baseball practice?