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it's getting easier and easier to figure out uses for the 400 million ...

 

Well, that just makes all the difference. He's got my vote locked down now.

 

A DeSantis-Musk ticket would be comedy gold, Jerry!

Yes, I know that’s not what’s going on.

 

No January 6th to celebrate
No top secret classified documents to give away
No Confederate history month
In fact, here's just another ordinary day

No April fools, no racist ghouls
No MAGA rally within the month of June
But what it is, is something true
Made up of these three words that I must say to you

I just called to say I hate you
I just called to say how much I loathe
I just called to say I hate you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart

No summit to lie, no warm July
No tiki torch to light one scorching August night
No hurricane breeze, no falling trees
Not even time for jets to fly to Russian skies

No autumn debate, no October surprise
No giving tweets to all the haters with your lies
But what it is, though old, so new
To fill your heart like no three words could ever do

I just called to say I hate you
I just called to say how much I loathe
I just called to say I hate you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart

 

Elon Musk is looking more like Lumpy Rutherford every day.

 

That was my first thought. DeSantis-Musk 2024.

 

Very superstitious, nothin' more to say
Very superstitious, the Devil's on his way

 

I doubt it’ll happen, but it’d be tremendous if Trump got indicted again tomorrow right before DeSantis’ announcement. Nobody would be paying any attention to Ron and Elon.

 

Hell, Trump would probably go for it just to commit to the troll job.

 

And he’ll get the chance to increase the Republican supermajority on the Supreme Court to 7-2!

 

Elon Musk can't be on a presidential ticket. He is ineligible for the office as he was born in Apartheid South Africa, the son of an emerald miner.