President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

Fatfucks going down all over the world!!

 

I will definitely say Jack Smith (who I haven't really been dragging like Sleepy Merrick), seems to be moving like a TREMENDOUS MACHINE!!

Let's just hope before it's all said and done he hasn't lost the numbers of his old pals at the International Criminal Court at The Hague.

Let's lay on a few hundred years of prison sentences in the US, then unload a shitbucket of genocide and mass murder charges against Fatfuck for the world community.

Just in case by hook and crook he ever gets loose to seek peaceful retirement in some overseas paradise, to give a wide variety of people incentives to pay him surprise visits. Keep things interesting.

 

With the number of charges under the Espionage Act and the highly classified nature of the documents involved, this is going to be a long and complex trial. There will be tons of legal arguments about the evidence, since DoJ did not just cherry pick a couple of examples that would be easier to discuss in court, instead shooting both barrels.

Nauta is going to have a choice of flipping or life in prison for protecting Trump.

 

The chances of Trump being convicted and sent to prison are slightly less than me winning the Powerball drawing, and I don't buy lottery tickets.
But if this is enough for people to finally cut him loose, and he's never heard from again, that will be good enough for me.

Oh, and if the aid/butler/valet guy swings from the nearest yardarm, that's fine, too. His dumb ass should have said, "I don't get paid enough to get involved in any of this."

 

If you look closely at the bathroom photo, you’ll notice boxes stacked so high they peek over the top of the shower curtain. What kind of hoarders BS is that!?!

 

I saw one of the charging documents that said that Nauta once entered the storage room and found that a stack of boxes had fallen over. He found top secret documents laying in the floor of the storage closet.

 

Someone should be taking the actual car keys away from Trump and not just figurative. And not because of the flight risk either.

 

I doubt the fat fuck (noun as opposed to nickname) has driven a vehicle beyond a golf cart in 20 years.

 

I always wanted a Pete Campbell at GM moment where they let Trump try to drive that 18-wheeler and he drove it right into the White House and just walked away like nothing happened.

 

Imagine him trying to jam a semi into gear. He'd drive it straight into the Reflecting Pool.

 

Why did this take so long?