President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

Oh I absolutely believe he'll authorize his flunkies to negotiate some kind of ceremonial deal in which he admits "mistakes were made"
and announces his decision to "retire from politics," then two weeks later after the charges are dropped he'll say, "fuck you I do what I want. Suckers."

The impunity and dick waving is all part of the schtick.

 

DOJ can’t do that. It would acknowledge that the prosecution was principally a way to kill Trump’s candidacy.

 

Oh the deal as announced would specifically disclaim any connection to Fatfuck's candidate status. He would announce he had come to an "independent decision" to drop out.

Then a couple weeks later fuck 'em over.

 

I can't believe people think you're batshit.

 

Why a ninth-grade dropout isn’t qualified to be a journalist.

 

Then of course the instant anybody accused him of reneging on the deal, he'd sanctimoniously huff and puff, "the DOJ said the deal had nothing to do with me running for any office."

Remember, reneging on agreed deals is considered sooper smart and badass in MAGA Land. Only suckers abide by laws and contracts and shit like that.

 

He’s in an unusual district — Nebraska 2nd. Because of how Nebraska handles electoral votes, it’s given an EV to the Democratic candidate twice in the last four Presidential elections. The GOP changed up the district borders in the last cycle to try and change that. But Bacon’s margin nevertheless declined, from 4.6 percent in 2020 to 2.6 percent in 2022. Either Bacon wants out, or he knows that the Nebraska GOP realizes a full-throated MAGAt winning the primary would be just enough to cost it the seat with current borders and that it would try and kneecap a viable challenge. (Of course, the next step in a subsequent gerrymander would be to chop up Douglas County, which has been trending blue and went that way by an 11.3-percent margin in 2020, the largest since 1964.)

 

Ted Kaczynski is dead.

 

Really tough week for Trumpists. Their heroes are dying or indicted daily.

 

Cross him off then.

 

Ted can still vote, though.