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Jesus came and asked for a fish.

"You don't know how to fish, you idiot," the fisherman said.

Jesus then asked for a cot so he could sleep.

"You don't have enough money and I don't have any rooms, fool," the inn owner said.

Jesus then asked for a ride.

"Fuck you, buddy, you're walking to Jerusalem," the driver said.

This is what Christianity's about.

 

Jesus wasn't on Priceline. Which surprisingly is still a thing.

 

He went on smoko.

 

Yo, DJT
Let's kick it
Docs, docs, baby
Docs, docs, baby

All right stop
Collaborate and listen
Don is back with a brand new indictment
So he's holding on the grift very tightly
Fundraising emails all daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?
Yo, I don't know
Turn on the whites and he'll go
To the extreme he hits the capital like a vandal
But, but, but, Hillary is the real scandal

Prance
So Rush was the leader that still looms
He's killin' your brain like a poisonous mushroom
He called his wife Melanie
Another day and there's another felony
Love it or leave it
And if there's a problem
Yo, Russia will solve it
Check out the hook while his base absolves it

Docs docs baby, classified
Docs docs baby, classified
Docs docs baby, classified
Docs docs baby, classified

Now that his party is jumping
Into line after the kompromat kick in, adrenaline pumping
Quick to the point, to the point, all faking
All the rubes are still there for the taking
Burning 'em if you ain't quick and nimble
They go crazy when they hear a dogwhistle
So they don't care about a missing Persian missile
He's on a roll, it's time to go solo
'Cept Putin his best bro
Ronny's got millions he can blow
The Proud Boys on standby
Waiting just to say, "Hi"

Take heed, 'cause he's a criminal and will always show it
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
That town, down at the federal courthouse
Enough evidence to drill holes in the ground

Docs docs baby, to go
Docs docs baby, to go
Docs docs baby, to go
Docs docs baby, to go

Yo man, let's get out of here
Word to Pence's mother

 

You missed the part about how Jesus chose to get hooked on Fentanyl and threw his life away.

 

We’ll see if Trump’s lackey who also was arraigned today crumbles “under pressure.”

 

He wasn't arraigned, no lawyer, rescheduled. Also they don't need him to flip.

 

the parable of the based samaritan

 

The bitterness may be at an all-time high.

 

Any advertiser to the left of the My Pillow Guy needs to cancel all ads on Fox posthaste all day. Those chyrons are so far over the line it's not funny.