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Chucks them off the balcony of his penthouse apartment on the top floor of the library. He and part-time Little Rocker Ted Dansen have contests to see who can wing on the farthest.

 

I've always wondered whence came your dearth of critical thinking skills.

 

I take it all back. This is the man I want with his finger on the button.

 

“67? Ho ho ha ha heee. That's two rounds for me, big boy!”


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Not sure which number is less believable: shooting a 67 or weighing 215.

 

Donnie cleaned up at Q(anon) School

 

My kids’ middle school is named after Carl Sandburg. Is that “promoting dropping out of high school” too, or nah?

 

He gave out that ridiculous 'fact' because people have spent days dunking on his weight.

"I am a good athlete" said the fat white guy who exclusively golfs. He's not the first to do that.

 

The man retroactively awarded himself a club championship for a period of time before his golf club opened. No one does or should believe him.

 

"But once again I have to refer back to myself in 2013, when I would have been stunned to see those two men casually discussing possible civil war and heightened political violence the way Republicans once talked about tort reform or capital gains taxes. "

Most recent ex-president arrested for fourth time: What the hell country is this?

 

I guarantee you the fucker could not play one hole of actual golf on a legitimate course under PGA Championship Tour rules (no cart).

https://golf.com/news/rant-over-senior-tour-cart-policy/?amp=1

Under PGA Senior Tour rules, he might be able to play three or four holes -- if they were very loosely enforced. But he couldn't play 18 holes of golf on the PlayStation. No fucking way.