President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

*puts on Garrow costume*

Who needs voters who never vote?
I'll give you a flag to fly from your boat
I could have ruined democracy
If I'd run so long ago
I'm just thinking about Election Night
When I waited on the networks call
Till I found out my friends at Fox were right
I didn't like them at all

I heard a roomer (Oooh, oooh, I heard a roomer)
They say I've been arrested again (I heard it)
I heard a roomer (Oooh, oooh, I heard a roomer)
Yes I did, bigly
Oooh, oooh, oooh

Now it seems I'm telling you
I haven't changed my wicked ways
But should you vote for me a third time?
MAGAs be very afraid
When you realize what hurt Pence made
And the 12,000 votes Georgia didn't throw away
How can I forgive or soon forget?
America's never gonna be the same

 

Lyin' Ted lyin' again

 

I saw that FNC had a graphic of Meatball Ron speaking after returning to Florida which said “DeSantis Returns to Lead Florida”. I’m sure they would have a similar graphic for a Democrat governor.

 

“Your dead kids don’t trump my constitutional rights” might be the most heartless and tone deaf statement ever in American politics. And that includes the Trump era.

 

Shocking abuse of power

Wisconsin Supreme Court Chief Justice Accuses Liberal Majority Of Staging A 'Coup'

 

Completely shokin news

 

plumbing the depths was all

 

I always got him and Fireman Ed mixed up.

 

joe the plumber at least backed a winner

 

Great work, POTUS

 

I was raised very Catholic. Had a kneeler before a statue of the Virgin Mary in our house. Mother was a nun before coming to her senses after a year and got back with my dad, which was good for me. They'd solve almost all of their problems if they let priests marry. Instead they've given cover to pedophiles in training. Fuck them and the pope.