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McCarthy has evidence, like my girlfriend in 7th grade. Yeah, she’s real, but she lives like 3 states away and you guys probably won’t meet her. But she’s totally real.

 

I’m fascinated by the recent interest in pursuing the 14th Amendment. Why wait until four months before the first primary?

 

You remind me of that co-worker who always says he has a girlfriend… in Canada.

 

Met her at band camp.

 

McCarthy’s evidence is classified with the code name George Santos Glass.

 

McCarthy was scared Marge was going to attack him with a kettlebell swing if he didn't start the inquiry, so he relented.

 

Will Jayson Blair draw up the articles of impeachment?

 

Are you Tim Scott?

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/09/does-tim-scotts-girlfriend-actually-exist-maybe.html

 

Tim Scott's girlfriend was introduced to him by Lennay Kekua.

 

Her name is Alberta
She lives in Vancouver
She cooks like my mother
And sucks like a Hoover

 

By the way, McCarthy will be scared to actually put impeachment up to a vote because either it fails or because it will kneecap the swing district members who will have to vote for it or be primaried on the right.

 

Why exactly did Erin Burnett need to interview Santos? Her numbers must be awful.